Olympic Champion Swimmer Uses Dogsitter, Comes Home To Find Two Shirtless Guys On Couch With Lube And Camera

Olympic Champion Swimmer Uses Dogsitter, Comes Home To Find Two Shirtless Guys On Couch With Lube And Camera

Former Olympic swimmer and two-time gold medalist Klete Keller used the app Wag to find a dogsitter, and very much regretted it when he came home to find two shirtless men on his couch with รขโ‚ฌล“personal lubricantรขโ‚ฌย and a camera.

Keller spoke with Colorado Springsรขโ‚ฌโ€œbasedร‚ย Fox 21 Newsร‚ย and described the scene when he arrived home. His house stunk; there were the aforementioned shirtless guys; there were รขโ‚ฌล“bodily fluidsรขโ‚ฌย on his couch; and the dogsitter was taking a shower. Oh, and his dog Jimbo was locked in a room, sitting in his own piss.

Fox 21 actually talked to the dogsitter, who asked to remain anonymous and did not have a convincing explanation for the guys and lube:

รขโ‚ฌล“To be completely honest, I didnรขโ‚ฌโ„ขt have WD-40 and my keys were stuck in my car, so I ended up grabbing what I had in my car, for things, that you know, I do on my personal time and I didnรขโ‚ฌโ„ขt think to put it back in my car,รขโ‚ฌย said the woman.

See Deadspin

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